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Chimchango is a musician and artist currently located in Fontucky, California, where he was born. Chimchango moved to San Antonio in 2006 and …

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Dub-i-dub, i-dub-i-dub, bub-bub

The point is to sit down to write. You can think of something you want to write about—something grand, something that speaks some truth to life …

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When the fuck did Build-A-Bear begin making adult content?

Note: the shittily generated image for this post was made by Elementor AI. I believe I was born out of the world, but I understand why many …

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“For someone else’s sake”: the Chimchango interview

I had an oyster earlier this year for the first time, after I finished my shift bartending at Mezquite. My coworker got some from the ceviche …

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Digital girl, from a planet named Earth

I’ve been trying to keep mental track of my dreams lately, and I’m finding I’m doing a better job of remembering them, but they’re usually odd and …

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Oysters in my pocket

Today, I think I lost the post-vacation brain glow. That’s ok, though, since I’ll be going to Japan in less than a month. We’ve settled back into …

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Where to find the cheapest oysters in San Antonio, every day of the week

My dog is worth more to me than most things. Not in the I-love-my-dog-so-much way, but in the …

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ドキドキするわ Friday night

I was talking to my boyfriend yesterday on the phone. A long time ago, maybe last year, he said that if his life was a song, this would be the …

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manic producer boyfriend, manically typing girlfriend

By Elizabeth Hammer I’m getting quite bored of feeling this wayThis bittersweet sadness creeps into my good daysAnd I wish I could have been …

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Truffle story, Part 1

By: Elizabeth Hammer My world had been encapsulated by the fragments. My broken bones were scattered all around me. I felt a dull and persistent…

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Sometimes I rhyme fast, sometimes I rhyme slow

By: Elizabeth Hammer  My heart lost its way and my chest burned to ashes, while I sat in disbelief.I don’t know how I managed that …

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Love is a bittersweet poem

Now that I’m older and my dreams a little more dead, I realize the importance of being outside. I think about how the relationship I have with my …

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The fragments that were purely displaced. 

Chimchango is a musician and artist currently located in Fontucky, California, where he was born. Chimchango moved to San Antonio in 2006 and …

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Missing heart.

The point is to sit down to write. You can think of something you want to write about—something grand, something that speaks some truth to life …

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I used to be seventeen

Note: the shittily generated image for this post was made by Elementor AI. I believe I was born out of the world, but I understand why many …

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The Chilling

I had an oyster earlier this year for the first time, after I finished my shift bartending at Mezquite. My coworker got some from the ceviche …

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Waiting for SZA to release LANA

I’ve been trying to keep mental track of my dreams lately, and I’m finding I’m doing a better job of remembering them, but they’re usually odd and …

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There goes my shirt, up over my head

Today, I think I lost the post-vacation brain glow. That’s ok, though, since I’ll be going to Japan in less than a month. We’ve settled back into …

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We only keep it real when we joking

My dog is worth more to me than most things. Not in the I-love-my-dog-so-much way, but in the …

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We’re all connected now, stay composed

I was talking to my boyfriend yesterday on the phone. A long time ago, maybe last year, he said that if his life was a song, this would be the …

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