(11/14/21) Sometimes it feels like I have chronic diarrhea of the brain. Like I don’t know what’s going to come out of my mouth when I’m not …
(11/14/21) Sometimes it feels like I have chronic diarrhea of the brain. Like I don’t know what’s going to come out of my mouth when I’m not …
(9/10/21) A few weeks ago my dad told me that cows only face north or south when grazing. We were talking about which direction you’re supposed …
(7/13/21) Whenever I’m driving home from work at like 2 AM, I see the worst traffic accidents. A few weeks ago I saw two cars flipped over, like…
(7/27/21) I was working the other night and ushering people out of the venue the way it’s usually done—by standing at the door and saying “bye” …
(6/30/21) This chick asked for a piece of my taco when I was at work the other day. She said she just wanted a little bit, from the back of it, …
(6/23/21) There has been a mosquito living in my room for the past four days, and honestly I was a little annoyed when I kept seeing him (at the…
Too many people underestimate the significance of having nothing to do. The paralysis of having to choose something to do forced me to realize that…