eggphrases.com will soon be on Substack, and also still on eggphrases.com. After a brief writing hiatus brought upon by, I don’t know, a massive …
eggphrases.com will soon be on Substack, and also still on eggphrases.com. After a brief writing hiatus brought upon by, I don’t know, a massive …
What’s up, hoes. Where do I begin? The things I’m been consuming lately: I’m currently, slowly making my way through n+1’s The …
My dog is worth more to me than most things. Not in the I-love-my-dog-so-much way, but in the …
Is the club ever jumpin’ at 11:30, like Beyonce says? In Jumpin’, Jumpin’, by Destiny’s Child. When we were coming back from brunch, I was…
The mind really is a breezeway. There’s a Boiler Room set I watched on YouTube with the most eclectic mix of all time–it was ¥ØU$UK€ …
Why is that bunny reading smut on Instagram I was scrolling Instagram today and was bewildered when I saw a stuffed lion sensually pulling down …
Chimchango is a musician and artist currently located in Fontucky, California, where he was born. Chimchango moved to San Antonio in 2006 and …
The point is to sit down to write. You can think of something you want to write about—something grand, something that speaks some truth to life …
Note: the shittily generated image for this post was made by Elementor AI. I believe I was born out of the world, but I understand why many …
I’ve been trying to keep mental track of my dreams lately, and I’m finding I’m doing a better job of remembering them, but they’re usually odd and …
Today, I think I lost the post-vacation brain glow. That’s ok, though, since I’ll be going to Japan in less than a month. We’ve settled back into …
I was talking to my boyfriend yesterday on the phone. A long time ago, maybe last year, he said that if his life was a song, this would be the …
By Elizabeth Hammer I’m getting quite bored of feeling this wayThis bittersweet sadness creeps into my good daysAnd I wish I could have been …
By: Elizabeth Hammer My world had been encapsulated by the fragments. My broken bones were scattered all around me. I felt a dull and persistent…
By: Elizabeth Hammer My heart lost its way and my chest burned to ashes, while I sat in disbelief.I don’t know how I managed that …
Now that I’m older and my dreams a little more dead, I realize the importance of being outside. I think about how the relationship I have with my …
By: Elizabeth Hammer There was a space in between, A particular void, A certain ache in the heart that felt like a blank page waiting to …
I thought it was going to be released December 15th SZA doesn’t shave her legs. She says so on Ctrl, twice. First it’s “I’m sorry I …
I don’t know why occasionally I try to deny some parts of myself. Like right now. I decided to smoke weed. And write. I think that’s one of the …
“I learned just as much from them as they learned from me. I’m a cold motherfucka though. But the people I’m with are cold too, they’re a …