The lady (I thought she was the landlord but turns out that’s someone else) who gave me the key to my unit in this crusty fourplex smelled vaguely …
The lady (I thought she was the landlord but turns out that’s someone else) who gave me the key to my unit in this crusty fourplex smelled vaguely …
I’ve been in a funk lately. Maybe it’s because nothing’s happening. Or I have nothing to do. Or I’m not doing anything risky. Or I’m not sticking …
(4/1/2022) If you ever heard me pining after a man I was desperately obsessed with sometime in the past eight months, know that I figured out …
My emotions have been shot. I’m sick. Like, actually. I have a cold or something. On top of that, within the last two weeks I have experienced all …
A homicide unit showed up at work yesterday. A girl was murdered on the Strip last Friday, walking from one of the bars at around 2 AM, and the …
(1/2/22) There are some people I know that are really good at being human. Honestly that’s the type of person I like most. People who live …
(12/10/21) I’m still throwing a lot of spaghetti at the wall, to see what sticks. A habit will always beat an idea. I told myself I would …
(11/14/21) Sometimes it feels like I have chronic diarrhea of the brain. Like I don’t know what’s going to come out of my mouth when I’m not …
(9/10/21) A few weeks ago my dad told me that cows only face north or south when grazing. We were talking about which direction you’re supposed …
(7/13/21) Whenever I’m driving home from work at like 2 AM, I see the worst traffic accidents. A few weeks ago I saw two cars flipped over, like…
(7/27/21) I was working the other night and ushering people out of the venue the way it’s usually done—by standing at the door and saying “bye” …
(6/30/21) This chick asked for a piece of my taco when I was at work the other day. She said she just wanted a little bit, from the back of it, …
(6/23/21) There has been a mosquito living in my room for the past four days, and honestly I was a little annoyed when I kept seeing him (at the…
Too many people underestimate the significance of having nothing to do. The paralysis of having to choose something to do forced me to realize that…